January 14 – 16 (Martin Luther King Jr. weekend)
April 21 – 29 (National Park Week)
June 9 (Get Outdoors Day)
September 29 (National Public Lands Day)
Nov. 10 – 12 (Veterans Day weekend)
Free National Parks days are good for entrance fees, commercial tour fees and transportation entrance fees,
but do not apply to other fees such as reservation fees, camping fees, tour fees, or concession fees.
While national Parks are already a great value, National Parks free days make them even more so.
HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s when the fight started…
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.” He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.” And that’s when the fight started…..
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend…. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And then the fight started…
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight started…
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” My loving wife of 5 years replied, “And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?” And that’s how the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started……
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..
September 28, 2011By: sttjones Category: General Info
Stevens Canyon Road Closure on September 6, 2011 for Road Work.
Posted: August 26, 2011
From the National Park Service at Mt. Rainier:
Due to extensive roadway embankment stabilization and subsurface compaction grouting efforts, Stevens Canyon Road will be closed between the gate located just west of the Grove of the Patriarchs to just east of the popular Backbone Ridge viewpoint from September 6, 2011 through the 2011-2012 winter closure. Visitors will be able to access the Reflection Lakes, Box Canyon and Backbone Ridge areas and adjacent trailheads from the west during the fall 2011 closure.
During the closure, visitors will only be able to access the Paradise area from the southwest via the Nisqually Entrance at the east end of SR 706. Visitors traveling from the east via SR 410, SR 123, and/or US 12 who wish to visit the Paradise area can detour via SR 7 beginning in Morton on US 12 and ending on SR 706 at Elbe. (US 12 may have delays due to road work, for more information check the Washington State Department of Transportation WASDOT).
While the construction, closures, and traffic delays present an inconvenience, the rehabilitation work will not only improve the driving surface of the roadway, but ensure its longevity.
Stevens Canyon roadwork is also scheduled for periods during the 2012 & 2013 seasons. Information on this project, as well as general park information, is available on the park’s website under News Releases.
2 parties of 2 are still missing on Mt. Rainier. The road to Paradise hasn’t been open for more than a week from search and avalanche dangers. With the forecasts and search the next few days, the road may well remain closed. Check Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/MountRainierNPS for road status. […]
MountRainierNPS MountRainierNPS Mount Rainier NP will reopen 8am Saturday 1/7. The sledding hill will NOT be open this weekend. -klb Click here to see the Boston Globe for more information. […]
Ingredients: 1 cup of red wine (merlot or cabernet) 1 ½ cup of olive oil 1 soup spoon of fresh minced garlic 1 soup spoon of white pepper 1 soup spoon of 1 soup spoon of fresh rosemary Spring of fresh sage 1 chopped shallot ¼ cup of Dijon mustard ½ cup of fresh Italian […]
Date: Monday, November 14, 2011 Contact: Summer Derrey, WSDOT communications, 509-969-7784 (Yakima/Chinook) Kris Olsen, WSDOT communications, 206-440-4475 (Shoreline/Cayuse) CHINOOK PASS – Several feet of snowfall over the weekend sent Chinook (State Route 410) and Cayuse (State Route 123) passes into hibernation for the season. Crews temporarily closed the […]
Just a reminder that the following dates are free entry dates at National parks in 2011 November 11-13 (Veterans Day weekend), So get out and enjoy! See complete info here – http://www.2heeldrive.com/2011/01/11/no-fees-for-national-parks-on-seventeen-days-in-2011/ The 2012 National Parks free days January 14 – 16 (Martin Luther King Jr. weekend) April 21 – […]
HOW TO START A FIGHTOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied,“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”And that’s how the fight started…..______________________________My wife and I were watching Who […]
Stevens Canyon Road Closure on September 6, 2011 for Road Work. Posted: August 26, 2011 From the National Park Service at Mt. Rainier: Due to extensive roadway embankment stabilization and subsurface compaction grouting efforts, Stevens Canyon Road will be closed between the gate located just west of the Grove of the Patriarchs to just east […]
Got this clip from a good friend. This Eagle seems to be having fun chasing around a remote controlled airplane over the water on Whidbey Island Washington. [See post to watch Flash video] […]